You’s comin’ up for tea? There are a few phrases and words
that drive me mad. In fact, they do more than get on my nerves. It’s like ‘hearing’
rage. I hear it and I want to punch someone, generally the culprit because it
would be unfair to hit anyone else. I’m sure I would get away with justifiable
homicide if I worked someone over enough about it. But using 'you's' or 'youse' is referring to female sheep to me (different spelling of course), and I'm no Dolly.
I get that there are so many
ways to say something; Australia in particular is full of slang and short cuts,
it makes us Aussies. Some of it is historical, some is hysterical and some is
horrific. We Australians all know what it means when someone says, ‘what’s your
ankle biter having for its tucker? Tell him to bog in and stop his yabbering’. We would probably not say it anymore or
because many of us feel that’s best left with the cockys, bushys and some old
timers but stuff like ‘yous’ instead of ‘you all’ and when someone says, ‘I
seen that myself’ rather than ‘I saw’ or ‘I done that yesterday’ as an
alternative of ‘I did’, is simply off beam. There’s no room for it, none. It’s inexcusable.
I understand nowadays that
there are fairly strict societal rules about being politically correct and
thank God. I know that sometimes people just don’t know what the hell to say particularly
because governments upgrade language to acceptable standards so that minority
groups in particular are not discriminated against, offended or that the
speaker doesn’t come across sounding like a red necked imbecile. But this is
incredibly misguided. You see seen is a
past participle so use it by all means, but when using it put stuff before it
like ‘I have seen it’, this is an auxiliary
verb and you can use have, had, was, were, am, is and so on or use
saw…it’s not hard, it just isn’t. It’s past, present and future. The difference
is akin with done and did. People will want to physically harm you if you say ‘I
done it like that’, instead of ‘I did it like that’. Work out if it’s past or
present. People will love you for it. http://www.kirstieanders.com/